YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
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