Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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