i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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