have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
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You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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