all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
he thought i was a dude.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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