Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
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I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
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Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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