Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
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