I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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