omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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