Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
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fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
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I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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