Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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