you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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