We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
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all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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