the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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