Non-Jews are for practice
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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