yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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