I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
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My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
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I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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