We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
