I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Someone shattered a urinal.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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