OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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