I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
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I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
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Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
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