We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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