You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
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in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
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Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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