You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
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You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
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There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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