bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
