Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
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To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
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Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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