Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
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Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
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Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
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My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
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