i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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