I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
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To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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