Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
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my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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