3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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