IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
There was a lot of him and a little penis
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
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I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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