Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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