windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
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at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
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So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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