IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
where are you?
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
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I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.