Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(760): View more from California

i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(760): i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them http://tfl.nu/jlgr

Replies (7) Good night (569) Bad night (1713)
Favorite
(845): View more from New York

no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.

(516): View more from New York

You wear Armani Exchange.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(845): no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue. (516): You wear Armani Exchange. http://tfl.nu/2dtf

Replies (16) Good night (671) Bad night (2122)
Favorite
(774): View more from Massachusetts

So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(774): So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish. http://tfl.nu/ywfu

Replies (62) Good night (5488) Bad night (731)
Favorite
(508): View more from Massachusetts

Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(508): Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay http://tfl.nu/rfq4

Replies (44) Good night (1300) Bad night (8470)
Favorite
(850): View more from Florida

I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(850): I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end. http://tfl.nu/6dki

Replies (5) Good night (2662) Bad night (915)
Favorite
(612): View more from Minnesota

i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(612): i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore. http://tfl.nu/6de5

Replies (14) Good night (3726) Bad night (792)
Favorite
(952): View more from Minnesota

and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(952): and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame http://tfl.nu/7sdj

Replies (4) Good night (2008) Bad night (600)
Favorite
(262): View more from Wisconsin

put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(262): put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone http://tfl.nu/kic6

Replies (16) Good night (3656) Bad night (723)
Favorite
(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(+44): I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly. http://tfl.nu/kesy

Replies (11) Good night (2400) Bad night (640)
Favorite
(914): View more from New York

Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.

(1-914): View more from New York

You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(914): Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county. (1-914): You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud. http://tfl.nu/15gl

Replies (3) Good night (2050) Bad night (654)
Favorite
(239): View more from Florida

I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(239): I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you! http://tfl.nu/6j2k

Replies (4) Good night (526) Bad night (2762)
Favorite
(570): View more from Pennsylvania

ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(570): ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin! http://tfl.nu/i1tl

Replies (18) Good night (1508) Bad night (2166)
Favorite
(979): View more from Texas

She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(979): She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low? http://tfl.nu/2el8

Replies (9) Good night (908) Bad night (1762)
Favorite
(630): View more from Illinois

And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(630): And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear http://tfl.nu/df24

Replies (12) Good night (1594) Bad night (695)
Favorite
(330): View more from Ohio

I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(330): I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy http://tfl.nu/vj29

Replies (4) Good night (634) Bad night (218)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: