There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap