I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
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if i died would you start the facebook group?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
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well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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