I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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