:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
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I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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