Just fell off a train. Bad.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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