My vagina just recognized that song.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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