So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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