I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
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If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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