I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
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He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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