Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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