Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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