Three words: puerto rican gang bang
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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