party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
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Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
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I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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