whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
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I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
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I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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