I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
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It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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