Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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