Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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