Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
whose ass print is on the piano?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.