whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So much rum. So many feels.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize