At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
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