I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
My penis needs a shock collar
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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