She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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