im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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