would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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