This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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