im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
His nipple licking is glorious
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